Sunday, February 6, 2011

ikea youre an asshole

today i:

finished chelsea handler's latest book. which i wasnt as impressed with as her first 2.

i watched the fresh beat band on nickjr while my child was asleep and didnt realize it until i was half way through. i finished watching it because im an asshole.

went to crate&barrel and drooled over crap that is way to expensive for me, but if i were rich would most definitely just buy just because.

went to ikea where i bought myself a desk and an extremely cute lamp.
although ikea has great deals on shit, they are also assholes because they force you to buy their brand light bulb which is BULLSHIT. anyhow, i got home and realized that i , in fact picked up the WRONG light bulb after about 10 minutes of trying to find the right one. i walked away from the lighting section feeling accomplished and confident that i indeed got the right bulb.

fucking....WRONG.  i now have to go back to ikea before i drive the 6 hours back to shithole georgia with a crying baby to get a stupid light bulb.

im pretty positive ikea does little shit like this just to stick it to their customers because they are bitter they have to build all this shit in their sweat shop and then sell it for cheap. well...

thanks ikea and screw you, jerkoff.

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